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  1. Testimony unredacted: Last month I was picked up by John Ashcroft. We settled in at a Georgetown apartment, I assumed it to be his get away. Before he — we got down to business, I was privy to John’s ability for speaking in tongues. His missionary zeal was as mechanical as his ability to speak in ancient languages. But, I will admit however, I find the vibrations of his lips wandering over my body, while speaking in tongues to be irresistible. We prayed together before my departure. No matter what they say I think he’s a gentleman. I did notice his cold sore on TV in his last press conference. I feel guilty and accomplished. What should I do. Yoni

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  2. Testimony unredacted: Last month I was picked up by John Ashcroft. We settled in at a Georgetown apartment, I assumed it to be his get away. Before he — we got down to business, I was privy to John’s ability for speaking in tongues. His missionary zeal was as mechanical as his ability to speak in ancient languages. But, I will admit however, I find the vibrations of his lips wandering over my body, while speaking in tongues to be irresistible. We prayed together before my departure. No matter what they say I think he’s a gentleman. I did notice his cold sore on TV in his last press conference. I feel guilty and accomplished. What should I do. Yoni

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  4. Feckless Visionary to Plumbing the Heavens

    Men on Mars, coming soon.
    Mars Landing slated for 2012
    Exciting news for the Manned Mars Landing buffs. Despite garbled communications the Rover is our best bet to get data for our manned landing. “It will be a push to get us up and out of earth’s orbit and on to the business of going where no man has gone before, but now we’ve found methods to do it on the cheap.
    It’s now on to the last frontier with the obsessive compulsive behavior that has distinguished our national character. It’s time to plumb the heavens for man.”
    The Mission: http://scari.org/bush_to_mars.html
    Exobiologists seek to understand how life originated on Earth by studying chemical and physical conditions elsewhere in our solar system and our galaxy. The origin of life on Earth is not well understood but was evidently based on chemical evolution from simple compounds present on the newly formed planet to create a system of replicating organic chemicals. George W. Bush knows these things and is interested in further knowledge so no child will be left behind.
    http://spirit_rover.html
    On planetary conquest: It’s hard to determine whether he is feckless visionary or the next prophet. Now the National Astrophysical
    Sciences Association has thrown its full backing for the Bush the Manned Mars Mission.
    visonary http://scari.org/and_thee.html
    Marc O’Warman

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