Jack Out

Now that Jack Ryan has dropped out of the IL Senate Race (if you don’t know why, maybe you should…

…ok, ok, his recently unsealed divorce records contained the stunner that he repeatedly asked his ex-wife, hot sci-fi action “actress” Jeri Ryan, to engage in public “acts” during numerous trips to sex clubs in the US and, umm, France. Hey she is an actress, right?)

The buzz is that the GOP may ask Patrick Fitzerald, US Attorney, to be Barak Obama’s doormat. Fitzgerald is the attorney who just yesterday questioned President Bush in the Oval Office as the lead investigator of the Plame Affair.

Quite a week for this guy.In case anyone cares, other names being tossed around include state Sen. Steve Rauschenberger and dairy owner Jim Oberweis, both of whom lost to Ryan in the primary, and former state Board of Education chairman Ron Gidwitz.

3 thoughts on “Jack Out

  1. Here’s the crazy thing: Both Ryans were opposed to the unsealing of the divorce records.

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  2. What really happened is that Ryan was in a dancing mood,repeatedly asking her to “Get down”. And she, being a filthy minded born-again midwestern woman of the Baptist faith, took the request all too wrong.

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  3. At least Ryan was asking his wife for sex and not someone’s 22 year old daughter.

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