by Lucas Kaiser, courtesy of McSweeney’s
MoveOverPlease.org
HeyItsPrettyLateImGoingToBedNowCouldYouLeave.org
IdAppreciateChangeButIllSettleForDreadlocks.org
IAmOfTheBeliefThatArmoiresShouldntBeUsedAsGunCabinets.org
ProudAmerican.co.uk
TheresNoConnectionBetweenMyHornRimmedGlasses
AndMyPoliticalViewsButIfYouAreAskingYesIAmAgainstBush.org
ByDayHousePainters.org
RememberMyStartupNowImIntoPolitics.org
UniversityOfPeopleNotForBush.edu
UnofficialUniversityOfPeopleNotForBush.org
TaxesSuckManWaitWereForTaxesOKTaxesRock.org
a technology job is no excuse 
It’s actually spelled with a K (Lukas, not LuCas). But I’m glad you liked my mcsweeney’s piece.
I have a website as well…www.lukaskaiser.com
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