Well, Lenoir is really good. You should go there and eat things.
— oh_steph (@oh_steph) March 24, 2012
I say: "No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all."
They hear: "I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) March 24, 2012
My phone's dictation tool understands "for rizzle". This means I'm no longer using it ironically.
— Gunnar Hellekson (@ghelleks) March 24, 2012