Were All the Drivers Gay?

NEW ORLEANS (AP) - Many New Orleans voters were unable to cast ballots for hours Saturday on a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage because voting machines had not been delivered to polling places, a state official said.
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Rick James, RIP: Really Into Pharmacology

"Toxicology revealed the presence of the following drugs: Alprazolam (Xanax), Diazepam (Valium), Bupropion (Wellbutrin), Citalopram (Celexa), Hydrocodone (Vicodin), Digoxin, Chlorpheniramine, methamphetamine, and cocaine," the statement said.
They neglected to mention the jheri juice and lethal amounts of funk. Link

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