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Were All the Drivers Gay?
NEW ORLEANS (AP) - Many New Orleans voters were unable to cast ballots for hours Saturday on a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage because voting machines had not been delivered to polling places, a state official said.Link
Rick James, RIP: Really Into Pharmacology
"Toxicology revealed the presence of the following drugs: Alprazolam (Xanax), Diazepam (Valium), Bupropion (Wellbutrin), Citalopram (Celexa), Hydrocodone (Vicodin), Digoxin, Chlorpheniramine, methamphetamine, and cocaine," the statement said.They neglected to mention the jheri juice and lethal amounts of funk. Link
Lobbyist Girl
Lobbyist Girl [.m4a], courtesy of Brendan Hines.
Meanest Photo Editor Ever
NJ Euphemisms for The Gay
In no particular order:
- don't pump your own gas
- a Cape Mary
- a Real Soprano
- a Johnny Sack (if more than one sopranos reference is permitted...)
- a Paulie Walnuts (if more than two is...)
- a Bon-Bon Jovi
- a Molly Pitcher
- a Newark Bear
(contrast with http://www.amibearornot.com/)
Killer Phone Numbers
You have to wonder whether this is the end-product of a large-scale game of Telephone, or unnatural enthusiasm for The Ring taken to its logical conclusion.
I, for one, welcome our superstrong infant masters.
"Schuelke said that scientists have no way to tell how common the boy's ability is, or if a legion of super-strong tykes will be discovered now that researchers have learned what to look for." via The Age
Help Wanted
Book-review editor for the Western Hemisphere for Foreign Affairs magazine. Candidate should be an academician and possess in-depth knowledge of Western Hemisphere political and cultural affairs and trends. Must have the ability to produce literate and thoughtful review and analyses of books and publications on historical, political, and social subjects related to the Western Hemisphere on a bi-monthly basis. Candidate must demonstrate absolute ability not to piss off Henry Kissinger. Salary is negotiable. Availability
OnePeople Inaugural Thought Bubble Contest
We'll be giving away a six pack of Mickey's Big Mouths to the person who comes up with the best thought bubble for above John McCain's head.
