This week, Dave and Gunnar talk about: Eldritch horrors of the Windows NT kernel, How Google Broke Gunnar’s Heart (again), Shameless self-promotion from Dave, Shawn vs. OpenShift: do we have an opening bid?, LMCO DCGS DIB DDF brought to you by the letters L, G, P, and L, a new PaaS provider, and Week 1 of the Meeting Jihad.